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jirvin06 retweetreplypermalink cheers (1)
#WonderWhy u didn't get that job? I'm sure the pics of u drunk, high & barely clothed on your public #FB profile had nothing 2 do with it
About 3 weeks ago via web near Philadelphia
MeatPants retweetreplypermalink cheers (0)
Wandering alone downtown Indy today, I learned: A) beer + empty stomach = drunk me and B) it's still friggin hot!
About 3 weeks ago via Mobile Web near Chicago
onionsandgarlic retweetreplypermalink cheers (0)
The song Hoochie Coo by Jim Jones feat The BLACK KEYS makes me wanna get, drunk stay up late + do naughty things But usually I'm sleep by 11
About 3 weeks ago via UberTwitter near Los Angeles
districtsf retweetreplypermalink cheers (0)
Oysters on Oysters Drop in during happy hour and snack on some delicious locally grown oysters, hailing from... http://fb.me/GJCb8iCN
About 3 weeks ago via Facebook near San Francisco
FLAWL3SSVICTORY retweetreplypermalink cheers (0)
u remember bring drunk and thought u was wasted til u ACTUALLY got wasted?? Thas how most girls are with sex. Think hes the best? Nall #hi®
About 3 weeks ago via ÜberTwitter near Tampa Bay
b3autiful_mind retweetreplypermalink cheers (0)
Lmao that said I'm not an alcoholic I'm a DRUNK alcoholics go to meetings http://twitpic.com/2dry6c
About 3 weeks ago via Twitpic near Chicago
adubmcfly retweetreplypermalink cheers (0)
@ed_kindredfall i can taste the rum in the 2nd batch...happy hour onion rings and yes fried=american=good #food
About 3 weeks ago via txt near San Diego
thethryll retweetreplypermalink cheers (0)
Punch a wall drunk and break your finger? Make a splint with electrical tape and a chicken bone. We don't "need" health insurance, America.
About 3 weeks ago via HootSuite near Los Angeles
GloriasRestHP retweetreplypermalink cheers (0)
Join us today at 5 pm for the Chivas game. Happy Hour will be in full swing. Don't miss out!!
About 3 weeks ago via Facebook near Los Angeles
Armyfool1 retweetreplypermalink cheers (0)
Breaking Rand Paul once let a woman drown in a car he drove while drunk and then ....No wait that says Ted Kennedy #RandPaulScandals
About 3 weeks ago via TweetDeck near Philadelphia
Nest_plus_Egg retweetreplypermalink cheers (0)
@TexasAlum "generational imbalance" is great name for happy hour drink... let the mixologists come up with something
About 3 weeks ago via TweetDeck near Philadelphia
8Days2Amish retweetreplypermalink cheers (0)
I've been drinking or around drunks for nearly 30 years and have never seen a drunk wearing a lampshade. How'd that stereotype begin?
About 3 weeks ago via web near Pittsburgh
HopkinsonReport retweetreplypermalink cheers (0)
You haven't seen the JetBlue slide story until you've seen the Taiwanese reenactment of it: http://ow.ly/2oiTE
About 3 weeks ago via HootSuite near Philadelphia
CiuSF retweetreplypermalink cheers (0)
Lululemon: Yoga Happy Hour http://www.ciusf.com/activities/travel-%26-events/lululemon:-yoga-happy-hour/
About 3 weeks ago via web near San Francisco
QuteyQ retweetreplypermalink cheers (0)
Sissy said she wantd 2beat his ass while he was drunk.. Told her she shoulda slappd em upside da head the next day
About 3 weeks ago via txt near Austin
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