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#WonderWhy u didn't get that job? I'm sure the pics of u drunk, high & barely clothed on your public #FB profile had nothing 2 do with it
About 3 weeks ago via web near Philadelphia
Wandering alone downtown Indy today, I learned: A) beer + empty stomach = drunk me and B) it's still friggin hot!
About 3 weeks ago via Mobile Web near Chicago
The song Hoochie Coo by Jim Jones feat The BLACK KEYS makes me wanna get, drunk stay up late + do naughty things But usually I'm sleep by 11
About 3 weeks ago via UberTwitter near Los Angeles
Oysters on Oysters Drop in during happy hour and snack on some delicious locally grown oysters, hailing from... http://fb.me/GJCb8iCN
About 3 weeks ago via Facebook near San Francisco
u remember bring drunk and thought u was wasted til u ACTUALLY got wasted?? Thas how most girls are with sex. Think hes the best? Nall #hi®
About 3 weeks ago via ÜberTwitter near Tampa Bay
Lmao that said I'm not an alcoholic I'm a DRUNK alcoholics go to meetings http://twitpic.com/2dry6c
About 3 weeks ago via Twitpic near Chicago
@ed_kindredfall i can taste the rum in the 2nd batch...happy hour onion rings and yes fried=american=good #food
About 3 weeks ago via txt near San Diego
Punch a wall drunk and break your finger? Make a splint with electrical tape and a chicken bone. We don't "need" health insurance, America.
About 3 weeks ago via HootSuite near Los Angeles
Join us today at 5 pm for the Chivas game. Happy Hour will be in full swing. Don't miss out!!
About 3 weeks ago via Facebook near Los Angeles
Breaking Rand Paul once let a woman drown in a car he drove while drunk and then ....No wait that says Ted Kennedy #RandPaulScandals
About 3 weeks ago via TweetDeck near Philadelphia
@TexasAlum "generational imbalance" is great name for happy hour drink... let the mixologists come up with something
About 3 weeks ago via TweetDeck near Philadelphia
I've been drinking or around drunks for nearly 30 years and have never seen a drunk wearing a lampshade. How'd that stereotype begin?
About 3 weeks ago via web near Pittsburgh
You haven't seen the JetBlue slide story until you've seen the Taiwanese reenactment of it: http://ow.ly/2oiTE
About 3 weeks ago via HootSuite near Philadelphia
Sissy said she wantd 2beat his ass while he was drunk.. Told her she shoulda slappd em upside da head the next day
About 3 weeks ago via txt near Austin
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