Favorite Drunktweets
#2012 At least I wanna be drunk! =P And December, 31 The Kyoto Protocol will expire. =0 #2012
About 7 months ago via web
Sometimes I think I drink less that I should... sometimes I drink enough, but rarely I'm in this stage! #drunk
About 7 months ago via Twitterrific
If approved, I'll give one speech drunk and drinking #tequila at #phpconfbr! =D #phpinga #php #jesusmechicoteia
About 8 months ago via Twitterrific
How i woke up still drunk at 1O is beyond me... Kinda like my recollection of last night. DAMN
About 5 months ago via txt near Philadelphia
That's all! Let's get #drunk!
About 5 months ago via web
Dear tweets, it's happy hour and the beginning of my week vacation... Just a heads up, i'll be drunk til next saturday. Indubitably, MJ
About 7 months ago via txt near Philadelphia
@chrisvargas: I appreciate u txting me this: --I know ur hoe...ud prolly give it up to anyone who will pay for u. Have a good bday u drunk.
About 7 months ago via txt
I love beer, I love vodka, I love IP's and most of all I "anonymouse" tweeting! #twitdrunk
About 7 months ago via API
I dont understand why this girl always thinks im drunk. I mean, i do, but i dont. *smh*
About 4 months ago via txt near Philadelphia
#immakeepit100 Everytime I have drunk Captain Morgans I have fucked a questionable looking girl...
About 7 months ago via web
@sirlyle lmao one year ago today... "dude how drunk are you?" "drunk enough to tell this guy he's a fucking Asshole" yay drunken adventures
About 7 months ago via UberTwitter
@rachgrande hahahahah gotta great call from @meganhoma so im texting you terrrribly sorry drunk girlll
About 7 months ago via txt
@moe_drunk Eu tava na galeria , dai eu vi uma camiseta do Mussum vestido de Obama , dai tava escrito: Obamis ! hoeihoeiheo ''
About 7 months ago via web
Uhh, awkward haha i just ran into someone i knew from recovery they're all "how're u doing?" o, u kno, a lil drunk hahaha
About 3 months ago via txt near Philadelphia
U know what pisses me off? when ur drunk friend n her drunk wifey pass out in ur bed. Gtfo bitches- i pay rent here!
About 4 months ago via txt near Philadelphia
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