that DEEP sleep you go into when you're drunk is like half amazing, half scary. for me anyway.O__o #randomtweet
About 2 months ago via web near Denver
I hate when people tell me Im whispering... Im not whispering im talking..FACK...I only talk loud when Im angry or real drunk!! #randomtweet
About 2 months ago via web near Toronto
I've got a feeling, that tonights gonna be a drunk night..going home via cab safely and banging the hell out of my bettter half.#randomtweet
About 5 months ago via TweetCaster near Chicago
when I get rich, I'm gonna hire someone to hide my phone whenever I get drunk... #randomtweet
About 5 months ago via web near Atlanta
how come @BarackObama never tweets regular shit....like, biden just came to the white house drunk....fml....or my wife is bad...#randomtweet
About 5 months ago via web near Washington DC
#randomtweet... I miss getting dumb drunk.. Tlkn shit, laughing, actn stupid, waking up dry heeving, unable 2eat anythng LOL *sigh* goodXs
About 5 months ago via UberTwitter near Las Vegas
Penis is a powerful drug!! This is no #subtweet, #randomtweet or even #drunktweet....it just is what it is!! *kanye shrug*
About 5 months ago via UberTwitter
#Drunktweet n #randomtweet I like 2 kiss... I know u thinkin like.. WTF he trippin
About 5 months ago via Echofon
Idk y ppl say my bf looks like chance of real chance of love! I'm watchin it now & my man is way cuter #randomtweet #drunktweet
About 6 months ago via UberTwitter
#RandomTweet iS it Bad That i never been high or Been Completyy Drunk?! like ive been Tipsyy b4! Lol
About 6 months ago via web near Philadelphia
#RandomTweet if u say u got drunk off of Rose u bull shitn if u aint drink dat whole bottle..
About 6 months ago via UberTwitter near Philadelphia
I don't wear tight jeans like the white boys...but I do get drunk like the white boys...#randomtweet
About 6 months ago via UberTwitter near Phoenix
I miss my CJ... #randomtweet; #drunktweet; #lonelytweet... #RestinPeace My Love!
About 6 months ago via mobile web
#randomtweet ; i wanna get drunk & go skinny dipping when it gets warm outside ... lmfaooo ; )
About 6 months ago via web near St Louis
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