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I loooove thick girls. Liike perfect thick #drunktweet
About 6 months ago via UberTwitter
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Lol my mum is a HOT drunken MESS drunk. Go to bed ahaha #HappyEuroMothersDay #vernacularonmytimeline
About 6 months ago via UberTwitter near London
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Lmaoo at me talkin about bein black to white ppl last nite. I talk so much shit when I'm drunk ahaha
About 6 months ago via UberTwitter near London
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lmooooq why is @Riyanoir askin fir money or gold or wahtever on farmville haha. black ppl. jk sebd me a goose tho #drunktweet
About 6 months ago via web
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Lmaooo I wouldn't touch her and he's fingerin her ahaha a#drunktweet
About 6 months ago via UberTwitter
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Lmaoo these r some don't ask don't tell dsoldiers ctch my srift aha. Someone get a homophobe republican ajaja #drunktweet
About 6 months ago via UberTwitter
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We r tryin to get my mate a shag. Ahahaha he's in 4 a shocker in the morn. She's naaasty ahaha #drunktweet
About 6 months ago via UberTwitter
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@defjamrapstar @ karaoke n I just epic failed Summer Time by Will n Jazz.suddenly don't think Rapstar will be a breeze #drunk
About 6 months ago via UberTwitter near London
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*checks phone* Lmaooo I fuckin drunk texted my mum. That's whenu know u were trashed smh ahahaha #dead
About 7 months ago via UberTwitter near London
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just googled cornhole. my question is, why not play it drunk with dance music in the background.would b more fun #internationalesttimeline
About 8 months ago via web near London
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ok im drunk and shit is blurry,my eye sight is bad as it is ahaha.checkin out more frames 2moro with mummy dukes. will twit pic
About 8 months ago via web near London
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ok u know when u drunk so much booze u think ur gonna die ahaha. im out bishes *ricks james cape exit*
About 8 months ago via web near London
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ahaha im a loser.drunk at 7am lol. kinda holdin myself from drunk tweetin.........oow no spellin errors..........skills
About 8 months ago via web near London
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its gonna be wierd having to wake up and put glasses on and go taking my specs off when i go shower/swim. ahaha imagine me drunk lol
About 8 months ago via web near London
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Back to bed....sorry sofa.life and times of a nigga with no job.what 2 do 2day??get drunk @ say 2pm mmmhh
About 8 months ago via UberTwitter near London